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Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation with a special appearance from Satisfyer Pro Penguin. | Love and Lust

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation with a special appearance from Satisfyer Pro Penguin.

by | 29th Jul, 2020 | Staff Reviews

I was highly sceptical when I first laid eyes on this thing. How the hell is THAT going to get me off? As much as I love sci-fi, I just don’t know if my vagina is ready for this strange futuristic looking device.

Supplier assured me it would take less than 2 minutes and it would be the best solo play climax I’d had. I replied “bullshit”.

I was wrong. So satisfyingly wrong.

Instead of vibration the Satisfyer Pro 2 uses air pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris. It’s easy to use. All you need to do is place is on the clitoris, lay back and enjoy.

I enjoyed it so much I felt the need for further research. How about in the bath? Says it’s waterproof and I decided I needed some me time. Well I didn’t electrocute myself so it is indeed waterproof! I did however need to be careful that during my post climax stupor I didn’t drown. So yes, it’s even better in the bath.

Lastly, cause you know, “research”. How’s it go as a ‘finisher’ during sex? To be honest it was that good I’m a little hazy on details but my fellow “researcher” assures me once the Satisfyer was introduced at the end of the first round it took less than a minute to work. Round 2, 15 seconds…

In conclusion. It’s awesome. Everyone woman should have one! Only hiccup with the the Satisfyer Pro 2 is its bulk during sex. Thankfully we have the Satisfyer Pro Penguin. It’s smaller and more slim line to use during sex. It’s slightly less powerful but still does a great job without your partner needing to be a yoga master to work around it. It’s also a little cutie!

Satisfyer Pro Penguin – Next Generation

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation with a special appearance from Satisfyer Pro Penguin.

by | 29th Jul, 2020 | Staff Reviews

I was highly sceptical when I first laid eyes on this thing. How the hell is THAT going to get me off? As much as I love sci-fi, I just don’t know if my vagina is ready for this strange futuristic looking device.

Supplier assured me it would take less than 2 minutes and it would be the best solo play climax I’d had. I replied “bullshit”.

I was wrong. So satisfyingly wrong.

Instead of vibration the Satisfyer Pro 2 uses air pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris. It’s easy to use. All you need to do is place is on the clitoris, lay back and enjoy.

I enjoyed it so much I felt the need for further research. How about in the bath? Says it’s waterproof and I decided I needed some me time. Well I didn’t electrocute myself so it is indeed waterproof! I did however need to be careful that during my post climax stupor I didn’t drown. So yes, it’s even better in the bath.

Lastly, cause you know, “research”. How’s it go as a ‘finisher’ during sex? To be honest it was that good I’m a little hazy on details but my fellow “researcher” assures me once the Satisfyer was introduced at the end of the first round it took less than a minute to work. Round 2, 15 seconds…

In conclusion. It’s awesome. Everyone woman should have one! Only hiccup with the the Satisfyer Pro 2 is its bulk during sex. Thankfully we have the Satisfyer Pro Penguin. It’s smaller and more slim line to use during sex. It’s slightly less powerful but still does a great job without your partner needing to be a yoga master to work around it. It’s also a little cutie!

Satisfyer Pro Penguin – Next Generation

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